Kick Ass Caramels
Ingredients:Sugar, butter, cream, corn syrup.
There’s nothing mysterious about it, there are no chemical preservatives, and everything is made by hand. Every caramel, is created, cut, wrapped, cellophane, and packaged with love… You won’t find ‘love’ on our ingredient list, but we can assure you that it’s in there!
Just to be clear, all of our caramels are wrapped in traditional old-fashioned wax paper wrappers, and bagged for freshness… You’re welcome.
Salted Caramel: Our Salted Caramels: the tantalizing teeter-totter between sugar and salt – it’s like the Fifty Shades of Candy, only far more palatable.
Caramel in the Nude (Plain): Nothing says risqué like our ‘Caramel in the Nude,’ which strips caramel down to its bare essentials – it’s so exposed, it should probably come with a parental advisory sticker!
Buttered Rum (Tastes like the old Lifesavers): Pop our Buttered Rum Caramels for a deep dive into nostalgia; it’s like sucking on a 70’s disco ball, minus the questionable fashion choices and disco inferno.
Cherry Almond (Tastes like Nibs with almond slices): Our Cherry Almond Caramels are the candy equivalent of a rock concert where cherries smash the guitar and almond slices crowd-surf – remember to bring your earplugs!
Canadian Maple: Our Canadian Maple Caramels: it’s like getting a warm, sticky hug from a shirtless Canadian lumberjack – and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t maple-leave in that?!
Black Licorice: Indulge in the noir allure of our Black Licorice Caramels, it’s like flirting with the dark, mysterious stranger at the bar, only less commitment and fewer questionable life choices.